The Venue

The Theatre

Stand Abiss opened in 2014 after converting a heritage-listed warehouse on Russell Street into Melbourne's most intimate comedy room. The raked seating ensures clear sightlines from every row, while acoustic panels keep sound crisp without losing the energy of a live crowd.

The stage is just 1.2 metres high — close enough to feel the comedian's presence, elevated enough for visibility. A professional lighting rig and broadcast-quality microphones mean every show is production-ready, whether we're recording a podcast or hosting a festival preview.

Capacity & Layout

• 120 seats across 8 rows
• Table seating in rows 1–4
• Bar stools at the rear
• Two wheelchair spaces (book ahead)
• Gender-neutral restrooms on ground floor

The Abiss Bar

Our bar opens one hour before every show and stays open until midnight on Fridays and Saturdays. We pour exclusively Victorian craft beers alongside a curated wine list and signature cocktails.

Item	Price
Craft pint	$12–$16
House wine (glass)	$14
Signature cocktail	$18
Soft drink	$6
Snack platter (2–4)	$28

Happy hour runs 6–7 PM daily: $8 pints, $12 wine, $15 cocktails.

Address: 285 Russell Street, Melbourne VIC 3000

Phone: +61 3 555 0190

Tram: Routes 86 and 96 stop at Bourke Street — 3-minute walk.

Train: Melbourne Central and Parliament stations within 8 minutes on foot.

Parking: Wilson Parking on Little Lonsdale Street. Evening flat rate $12 after 6 PM.

Accessibility

Step-free entry via the side door on Little Bourke Street. Two wheelchair spaces with companion seating available — please book when purchasing tickets. Hearing loop installed in rows 1–5.

Private Hire

The venue is available for corporate events, podcast recordings, and private comedy nights on Monday and Tuesday evenings. Minimum 50 guests. Contact us for a quote.