Tonight: Friday Night Frenzy 8:00 PM · Sat Headliner 7:30 PM · Sun Sit-Down 6:00 PM · Doors 6 PM
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Melbourne's Premier Comedy Venue

Where Melbourne Comes to Laugh Out Loud

Stand Abiss brings together Australia's sharpest comedians every weeknight and weekend. Intimate room, big laughs, cold drinks.

Upcoming Shows

Fresh line-ups every week. Book early — our 120-seat room sells out fast.

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Friday, 24 July 2026 · 8:00 PM

Friday Night Frenzy

Hosted by Mia Chen · Featuring 5 rising stars

From $28

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Saturday, 25 July 2026 · 7:30 PM

Headliner Showcase

Tom O'Brien (SBS Comedy) · Special guest TBA

From $45

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Sunday, 26 July 2026 · 6:00 PM

Sunday Sit-Down

All-ages matinee · Family-friendly material

From $22

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Featured Comedians

Regulars and guests who keep Stand Abiss buzzing.

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Tom O'Brien

SBS Comedy regular. Observational humour with a Melbourne twist. Monthly headliner.

MC

Mia Chen

Friday Night Frenzy host. Sharp wit, crowd work master. Melbourne Comedy Festival alum.

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Jade Rivers

Edinburgh Fringe veteran. Storytelling and character comedy. New show debuting August.

The Abiss Bar

Arrive early and settle in. Our full-service bar serves Victorian craft beers, local wines, and signature cocktails named after comedy legends. Table service available during all shows — no need to miss a punchline.

  • 12 taps of Victorian craft beer
  • Pre-show happy hour 6–7 PM
  • Non-alcoholic options available
  • Snack platters for groups
Venue & Bar Info

Happy Hour

6 PM – 7 PM Daily

$8 pints · $12 house wine · $15 cocktails

Why Stand Abiss?

More than a comedy club — a Melbourne institution since 2014.

Intimate Room, Big Energy

Our 120-seat theatre puts you metres from the mic. Every show feels personal. No bad seats, no distant stage — just you and the comedian.

Curated Line-ups

We book comedians we believe in — festival winners, podcast favourites, and the next generation of Australian comedy talent.

Russell Street Location

Right in the heart of Melbourne's CBD. Trams, trains, and parking within walking distance. Dinner before the show? Dozens of restaurants on our doorstep.

Group Bookings Welcome

Birthdays, corporate events, and hens nights — contact us for reserved seating and package deals for groups of 10 or more.

Ready for a Night Out?

Grab your mates, pick a show, and we'll handle the laughs.

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